Pro’s Tweet: Ray Lewis
I managed to get a copy of Ray Lewis’s Tweets during the AFC Championship Game. I will be following other pro’s during games and passing them on to you.
**In case you grew up in a cave, this is all a parody and not to be taken seriously.
@TheRayLewis
Pre-Game: Im painted up like a mad man. At least in Baltimore there is one team that can make the playoffs. #true
Pre-Game: #CBS cameras are on me. As usual I will act all crazy and passionate. #imafake #liketoactcrazy
Pre-Game: Some old lady is singing the national anthem and butchering it. I may butcher her after the game. #true #murder
Pre-Game: I was crying during the national anthem, but it had to nothing to do with patriotism. #shitwasawful
Pre-Game: Someone said that old lady was Janice Dickinson, sure looked like her. She shouldn’t sing. #true #oldladies
End of 1st Q: First quarter is over. Down by 3. @JoeFlacco is a bitch. #hatemyteam
2 Q: Love @BillyCundiff..just tied the game. #weregonnawinthisshit
2Q: Damn cant believe I missed the tackle on Ben Jarvis Green-Ellis. Is that a running back or law firm. #lawyername
2Q: @JoeFlacco just threw a touchdown to Pitta. Speaking of which Im hungry. #killagottoeat
2Q: @JoeFlacco is throwing the ball like he is Ming the Merciless from Flash Gordon. He looks like it with that stupid moustache. #douchebag
HT: We are only down by 3. We have a reliable kicker and can win this. #GoRavens #realtalk
3Q: @JoeFlacco just threw another TD pass. Maybe that sex offender mustache really works. #gobabygo
3Q: My boy @BillyCundiff just kicked the field goal and we are up. #SuperBowl
4Q: @TomBrady just did a flip for a score. I tried to break his back. He will feel it tomorrow. #ihatebrady
4Q: That child molester @JoeFlacco just threw an #interception. Damnit. #gonnakillaqb
4Q: 1:44 left we can drive this and tie it up. #GoRavens
4Q: Billy is getting ready to kick. 31yards…#automatic #overtime
4Q: People to kill…@Billy Cundiff @JoeFlacco @oldladysingingnationalanthem
End of Game: Ignore everything Im saying on Sports Center. Im in a murderous rage. On the way to Billy’s house. Beat a rap once and can do it again. #lawyer
Boone
January 24, 2012 at 10:22 pm
Change your name and bolt your doors Doug, Ray is coming for you after this article.
Kyle Chadwick
January 24, 2012 at 10:41 pm
No kidding! Nice knowing you Doug. #bulletproofjacket
Doug Cheatham
January 25, 2012 at 11:08 am
If Ray does come for me it will do wonders for publicity so Im ok with that.
Dwayne
January 25, 2012 at 11:14 am
You won’t have to worry if he does. He’ll eith miss hittin ya or it won’t be enough to take ya down!! D’OH!! PATRIOTS RULE!!