Pro’s Tweet: Tiger Woods tweets at the Memorial
Here is a copy of Tiger Woods tweets during his recent win at the Memorial Tournament. I will be following other pro’s during games and passing them on to you.
**In case you grew up in a cave, this is all a parody and not to be taken seriously.
Hole 1: @RickyFowler Wuz up with the orange outfit? U want me to make u my prison bitch? #dropthesoap
Hole 6: I’m splitting this fairway like a Perkin’s waitress #stillhungry
Hole 8: Hey @RorySabbatini 3 straight birdies. Did you hear me drive by? #whonamestheirkidRory ?
Hole 8: No way did I just miss that par putt! Go to your home #happygilmore
Hole 12: @RickyFowler 6 over par? Seriously? Must have got stuck at the clown’s mouth #puttputt
Hole 15: Par 5, 529 yds. Everyone thinks that I am thinking eagle, but I’m actually thinking beaver. #pornstars #perkinswaitresses
Hole 16: #mesohorny
Hole 16: Wow, did you see that chip-in! Chip-ins and pornstars both deserve a #fistpump
Hole 18: Walking down 18 to the cheers reminds me of…….mmmm who’s the hottie in the front row #LeftysWife
Trophy Presentation: Boy, this should pull some chicks #bowchicawowow